straight flush labradorite toilet charm
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- pickup in-store: check availability
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the story
2025 so far? what a shit show. but here's the thing about life, it's all about release; let go of whatever no longer serves you, flush away the nonsense, and wipe it off for a fresh new start. just let that shit go. our straight flush labradorite toilet charm is a reminder that "it'll pass" means more than just that burrito you had for lunch
crafted in 14k solid gold, this golden throne is a tribute to life's greatest reliefs. brilliant diamonds adorn the tank and handle, remind us that even the messiest moments deserve a little sparkle. a luminous labradorite toilet lid shimmers with transformation and renewal (and don't worry, it always stays down!) the straight flush charm is a token to keep you regular and reflective that when life gets crappy, just flush and move on.
*chain not included with charm
**happy April fool's - this one's a pipe dream...for now.